–Kim, what are you most looking forward to seeing in the exhibit?
–What exhibit?
–Inside the museum?
(Kim looks around.)
–Oh, that. I heard they have the original urinals from CBGBs. That should be fun.
–Oh yes, the urinals are perfect.
Q: Why do circuits fail?
A: A screw may be loose.
(NOTE: They went with the slap.)
(Source: youtube.com)
Me and my best friend, Amanda.
Conquering the paved hills of a sheetrock theme park.
We ran from France to Germany for a piece of chocolate cake.
This is not a real protest.
All these people are actors. Not even actors. Extras. Just bodies. Which is not to say the protest shouldn’t be happening.
Essay question: Bombs in Boston. Hiroshima. Compare.
Answer: That was a long time ago.
the end …
death, in retrospect, by someone who is still alive
We screw up every damn thing.
(Source: newyorker.com)
Problems? I’ll give you problems.
What did she say about me?
(Source: citypaper.com)
