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Dolls can shoot guns.
Dolls can read books.
A doll gets stronger or weaker, depending on its lifestyle and personal motivation.
Dolls oppose world peace. (Some of them do.)
Dolls need mentors. And luck. And more pluck than people.
People have the edge.

Dolls can shoot guns.

Dolls can read books.

A doll gets stronger or weaker, depending on its lifestyle and personal motivation.

Dolls oppose world peace. (Some of them do.)

Dolls need mentors. And luck. And more pluck than people.

People have the edge.

(Source: wodumedia.com)

A Rocky Montage
He did one-armed pushups at dawn. He hit junked car parts with a sledgehammer. He did one-armed pullups on the monkey bars, also at dawn. He let an old guy yell at him, right up in his face. He let another guy punch him in the stomach, while he was doing situps. He did squats with a huge log on his shoulders. He caught a pigeon. He held a baby.

A Rocky Montage

He did one-armed pushups at dawn. He hit junked car parts with a sledgehammer. He did one-armed pullups on the monkey bars, also at dawn. He let an old guy yell at him, right up in his face. He let another guy punch him in the stomach, while he was doing situps. He did squats with a huge log on his shoulders. He caught a pigeon. He held a baby.

because you walk by and you look in the window and there are no diners. just a bunch of empty tables and a waitress, who is standing there gazing back at you, not really seeing you, she’s just bored, and thinking how she’s not making any money and she really needs to get a job at the busy restaurant next door. you move on, you have to, because you don’t want to give the waitress false hope by standing there reading the menu in the window. you assume the food sucks, because no one is in there eating. so you look into the window of the restaurant next door, which serves the same kind of food. this place is absolutely chock full of patrons and people are even waiting for tables. you don’t have time to wait, but you are afraid to walk past the first place again to reconsider. it’s too heartbreaking that someone is losing his or her shirt, the person who opened the restaurant with this dream of owning a small business. the cook is waiting in the kitchen. he’s reading the newspaper.

because you walk by and you look in the window and there are no diners. just a bunch of empty tables and a waitress, who is standing there gazing back at you, not really seeing you, she’s just bored, and thinking how she’s not making any money and she really needs to get a job at the busy restaurant next door. you move on, you have to, because you don’t want to give the waitress false hope by standing there reading the menu in the window. you assume the food sucks, because no one is in there eating. so you look into the window of the restaurant next door, which serves the same kind of food. this place is absolutely chock full of patrons and people are even waiting for tables. you don’t have time to wait, but you are afraid to walk past the first place again to reconsider. it’s too heartbreaking that someone is losing his or her shirt, the person who opened the restaurant with this dream of owning a small business. the cook is waiting in the kitchen. he’s reading the newspaper.

(Source: leonidpetrov.files.wordpress.com)

If it’s not a race, let’s dance.

If it’s not a race, let’s dance.

If it’s not a race, get out of the car.

If it’s not a race, get out of the car.

If it’s not a race, why did we spend so much money on our shoes?

If it’s not a race, why did we spend so much money on our shoes?

what did you believe inwhat did you believewhat did youwhat

what did you believe in
what did you believe
what did you
what

were you born 

were you born 

only to hide the sadness

only to hide the sadness